Bottom Spam

When someone of a particularly submissive or 'bottom' nature becomes flustered over text message and spams their keyboard.

Person 1: (Complements person 2)
Person 2: skghalkfhajkfhkadlgj (This is an example of 'Bottom Spam')

by Jester1NZ January 12, 2023

virus spam tingz

The only legit response to a friend spamming you from nowhere with random letters or digits via any kind of messenger.

Friend: wgbwtvwb wtvtqvqf$%×:;%

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Me: virus spam tingz

by tragicTingz June 1, 2020

Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

by Duckstab May 6, 2024

Spam Your Bestfriend Day

April 22 is Spam Your Bestfriend Day. Whether its on social media, or constant calling, spam your best friend and annoy the crap out of them.

I can't wait to annoy them tomorrow, its Spam Your Bestfriend Day!!

by honeydy April 17, 2022

Spam Can

Spam Can is a term used on the Southern Railway and Southern Region of British Railwaus to denote a Bulleid Pacific. The name is derived from their streamlined "Air-Smooth" design making them resemble cans of spam.

"You seen the Spam Can they have at the East Lancashire Railway?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

spam

delicious substance

see also: this

me: bruuu i dun got spammered
yung gangstar: boi u need some mIIIIIIIIIIlk

by Portable Fax May 14, 2017

hard spam

Physical junk mail

I checked the mailbox, but there was nothing but hard spam.

by Lecksi November 9, 2020