Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.

“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”

by Scrooble dong likes MacDondles March 1, 2019

Elderly spaghetti head

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

by Egirl23 December 2, 2019

mr spaghetti

An absolute faggot. 100% cunt. May be psychotic.

Mr Spaghetti yesh gooo

by Naynaynygga March 21, 2020

Upsetti Spaghetti

When someone is overly triggered by something or someone for no reason, or for a reason that is not only lightly infuriating.

Person 1: *Talking to friend*
Person 2: CAN YOU STOP TALKING
Person 1: Jeez you don't have to get all upsetti spaghetti

by Joel1 November 2, 2022

Up-nose-spaghetti-os

The act of snorting spaghetti-os up your nose and into your sinuses.

Collin showed me the Up-Nose-Spaghetti-Os last night, it was crazy!

by The Mastur of Bation September 17, 2016

nug nug spaghetti shlug

An idiot that acts like spaghetti by twirling around on the ground and generally acting like a fucking spastic retard.

Stop twirling around, you fucking nug nug spaghetti shlug!

by twigyboi February 4, 2019