Snake Venom

During intercourse, at moment of male climax, you do not "pull out" in time thus causing ejaculation inside the female. Your only option is to quickly suck the ejaculant out like you would the venom from a snake bite. If not done in quick enough time your ejaculant may as well be venom because at that moment your life is over.

"Last night I didn't pull out in time. I had to act fast and suck out the snake venom. "

by Charles Manson's Nephew September 12, 2015

Solid Snake

It Mean's That You Got a Boner Or a Hard Dick

"Yo Joe! This Girl is so Hot i Got a SOLID SNAKE!

by Milk_Dude July 7, 2009

snake ambush

the counterattack that a janitor will execute upon waking up during a shadow mongoose resulting in the janitor biting your nose off, which can be very unfavorable. one should take necessary precautions to not allow this to happen and if you are unsure or affraid of this happening to you its best not to attempt the shadow mongoose as it is a very skillful maneuver.

Kichwa: Yo Enya. What happened to yo nose?
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Sneaky Snake

One who creeps through the grass on his soft under-belly.

Sneaky Snake is creaping up alongside the truck. Guess it's time to do a little snake-huntin!!

by Bart July 1, 2003

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.

That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Snake shit

The absolute closest you can get to the fround without cutting the buttons off of your uniform. The place to be during a mortar attack, haji drive-by, grenade attack, or ambush.

INCOMING! Go snake shit!

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Creeping Snake

When a male is having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position and she deficates on his member.

Debbie gave Harry a Creeping Snake.

Mary's Creeping Snake was huge and had some corn on it.

by Timothy Marcus Melinkus July 27, 2006