small balls

a person who generally lacks in personality and in vocabulary an has the ability to kill any conversation, often found wearing previous nites osaka t-shirts!

that small balls cunt is doin my head in

small balls by mike smithams March 8, 2008

a small dick 

A chode or joseph

Definition:A chode is a small dick

a small dick by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017

small soldier 

a tiny dick that is eternally erect

Johnson! Is your small soldier saluting me?

small soldier by Frederick Burges September 28, 2005

Smallosmitties 

A female with small breasts'

Damn that girl has some smallosmitties!

Smallosmitties by Christopher Perez the Third May 9, 2008

Small Planet 

A girl whose unusually short stature and remarkably plump physique give her a rather round appearance which resembles that of a small planet. Like Pluto. When a group of short and plump girls is spotted entering a social event (since they prefer to travel in packs) they can be referred to as a solar system rolling through.

Dude! I can't believe you made out with that small planet!

I don't like skinny chicks, I prefer small planets ;)

"Where are all the small planets at though!?"
-guy who likes short fat chicks

Oh man! That small planet might go into orbit any second!

Small Planet by Dodges July 7, 2011

smallow 

1. To inhale the scent of one substance through the nose while swallowing an entirely different substance, in order to confuse the senses.

No, man, I get how much you hate boiled kale, but if you smallow it with a dram of Islay whisky, it goes down like a peat bog in July.

smallow by ilorien February 1, 2016

Small penis 

A guy named Dawson

Tries to stick it in Hannah but she doesn't like small penis

Small penis by Connor mcvoy August 3, 2016