Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)

You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay

by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013

DT sir

A handsome teacher who teaches Design and technology. He is smart and nice.

My teacher is DT sir.

by DT sir November 22, 2021

Gentil sir

Person( usually a man)

Would tip a Fedora Unironically after talking to woman

Wrecks other people’s friend ships

Reece is a gentil sir he says to girls that he would give girls the world

by Imfuxkinghilarious February 15, 2020

Sir Bottomslayer

Legendary knight famous for attacking people from behind. It is said this is how mankind developed cracks in their buttocks.

Here is an example of Sir Bottomslayer being used in a sentence.

by Sir Bottomslayer August 13, 2020

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025

Sir Davison

Sir is a African American man who has a large penis and cares about people’s feelings very much don’t make him mad or he will fuck your mom, Sexiest darkskins every, Huge dick, good kisser, great smile, monster in the bed

Sir Davison is the best basketball player

by sirsgf February 22, 2023

Sir walter

When a woman oils herself and her partner up and rides them like a horse to climax

'I oiled up Barry and Sir Waltered him until I came'

by PrinceValiant69 December 20, 2016