Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 22, 2024

sir precious

Sir Precious is a nickname for Sir Pentious. It stems from the fact he is precious. This was popularized by the user: @sawtoothrabbit

They made an in depth analysis on Sir Pentious and his “Precious” aspects.

1: Who is your favorite hazbin hotel character??
2: definitely sir precious

by >>----.s.s-.s March 27, 2024

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

Sir Geoffrey

A pink finger size 10 speed vibrator causing the lords name to be taken in vain.

The bold boyfriend used the Sir Geoffrey to make his gentle girlfriend squirt.

by Mr. Anderson and Meep Deep September 29, 2025

Sir Chapman

The Sir Chapman (noun)
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.

All the sweat and juices pooled on the countertop, only one thing for it, the Sir Chapman!

by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025

fine sir

A polite expression of respect for a gentleman who hath spoken kindly, used to balance gratitude and decorum, for when ‘thanks’ feeleth too plain

"why thank you, fine sir." (english or australian accent for maximum effect.

by chulitaaa October 24, 2025

sir sammy

sir sammy is the most perfect boy you will ever meet. he respects you and makes you feel happy, he doesn’t make you feel uncomfy and likes you for you when you meet him you will never want to let him go :) ~love miss madi

“sir sammy is the best person ever”

by miss madi July 9, 2021