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Slapping the Salad

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!
by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017
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Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.
Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.
by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018
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Defensive Shopping

Buying presents for acquaintances out of fear they might surprise you with a gift.
"Great!" I'll have to start my defensive shopping tonight after work. I have a bad feeling Peggy's gonna surprise me with one of those sweaters she loves to knit for Christmas.
by Adam (______) The Person December 21, 2008
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dolly shopping

the course of action in which a person proceeds to pick out a very sexy selection of thongs and undergarnments
Damn girl nice panties...have you been dolly shopping?
by Brocky Lenz July 20, 2010
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Sausage Slapping

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.
by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011
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southern slapping

"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"
by codkat February 5, 2014
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On April the 6th every year you are supposed to slap a a girls ass to celebrate the holiday
Daam that ass nice by the way it’s international ass slapping day so you know what I need to do.
by Yoboycam May 22, 2018
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