Sheep fucker

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

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sheep shot

A nickname used by anti-vaxxers and conspiracy theorists to describe the COVID-19 vaccine.

Person A: Did you get vaccinated yet?
Person B: No, I will never take that sheep shot.

by MrNoobTubeGamer July 22, 2021

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Sue da sheeps

Some fucking idiot who will ram you and do dumb shit also likes egg shells.

Sue da sheeps said ‘ I’ll Peel off your skin you and Nice little coat’ I’ll never forget those words

by dingo the doggo July 23, 2021

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suzie sheep

on the 2nd of july every year it’s suzie sheep day <3

it’s the 2nd of july! it must be suzie sheep day!

by tqbqthq July 31, 2021

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lian Civsat sheep

A new Species of sheep that has adjusted to live in big pour cities in the north area of Israel the phenomenon has started in “HATZOR HAGLILIT” the sheep’s has obtained a new way of living in which they move in much slower paste that any other sheep

The lian Civsat sheep is blocking the road because it’s taking them 5 minutes to move

by TheTalDevito August 28, 2021

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