Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017

shank fee

An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.

That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.

You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.

You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.

by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 26, 2009