scene whale

A slightly to extremely overweight scene kid usually girls, but a few boys are included as well. their pants are usually too tight, giving them cupcake tops also known as muffin tops, their hair is usually nasty and sits strangely a top their heads, and they often follow the obnoxious scene trends of cupcakes, hello kitty, and neon EVERYTHING.

A lot of them feel like they don't fit in with other cultures, so they figure they may as well be scene.

"Holy shit, do you see that scene whale? WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK IT'S OKAY TO WEAR TIGHTS AS PANTS? OH MY GOD!"

by kkrockodile May 7, 2009

Nativity Scene

When it's a beautiful winter evening in December and you gaze out your frosted window to marvel at the beautiful delicate snowflakes as they make there way to the ground but instead you see a dozen natives passed out on your front lawn.

Little Johnny and his family drove around to look at the christmas lights set up around town. When they got home there was a nativity scene of their own on their own front lawn.

by Bukkake Gargler October 8, 2003

Scene Queen

A gay man who lives to party. Never more than 100 yards away from a gay bar

Neal: "Look at that queer over there!"
Bob: "I know, "Bonner" is such a scene queen."

by Pretty Boy January 21, 2010

scene kid

scene boy: very tight skinny jeans, tight band tees, black vans, dark hoodies, dark straight hair sometimes hanging over their eyes, piercings and tattoos, studded belts, saggin pants so you can see their boxers, friendship bracelets, guages, listens to screamo or post hardcore, goes to shows and listens to local screamo bands, SExXY, SExXY, SExXY, usually a very fun and friendly personality if they like you, sometimes straightedge, oh and they are extremely SExXY,SExXY, SExXY

scene kid walks past group of girls
girls:"omg he's beyond sexy"
scene kid: smiles and keeps walking to look cool

by scenekidlover November 23, 2010

Crime Scening

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.

by Crime scening November 27, 2017

Niggativity Scene

A nativity scene in a lower income part of the city.

I was driving thru the hood and saw a niggativity scene with baby Jesus. When my friend said just baby Jesus? Yes, the others were stolen.

by PDirty December 29, 2018

Scene Tween

A person under 13 who wears bright skinny jeans, who abuses eyeliner and parts their hair far over on one side.

"My little sister is so weird," Joe said.
"Why?" Bob asked.
"She's such a Scene Tween," Joe replied with a sigh.

by Joe the Hoe November 28, 2012