by Robynmylett October 3, 2019
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HE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS
"If you ever need anyone to lick things for you I'm your guy ~ Daniel Seavey
HE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS
"If you ever need anyone to lick things for you I'm your guy ~ Daniel Seavey
Friend: hey who's that on your phone.
Me: *pulls out a chair and a microphone*
Also Me: This, is Daniel Seavey
Friend: who??
Me: let me explain
*2 hours later*
Me: still hasn't finished ranting on and on about how fucking perfect and gorgeous he is
Me: *pulls out a chair and a microphone*
Also Me: This, is Daniel Seavey
Friend: who??
Me: let me explain
*2 hours later*
Me: still hasn't finished ranting on and on about how fucking perfect and gorgeous he is
by Downey.Holland November 26, 2019
Get the Daniel Seavey mug.The hottest man on earth. Everything to limelights. Has a smile that is contagious. Cares more about others then himself. Gets hate but doesn’t deserve it. Deserves way more then he gets. Looks like a giraffe. Loves watermelon but is allergic to it *maybe cause he ate it too much*. Has an amazing voice. Is the best boyfriend. He is also a BEAST in bed!!!😏 So ladies if you ever get fucked by him be ready to be sore for days. He is EVERYTHING
Person 1: omg I love giraffes
Person 2: I only like one giraffe
Person 1: which one
Person 2: Daniel Seavey
Person 1: who is that
Person2: *jaw drops* we are not friends anymore. BYE. *puts her hand in her face and walks off*
Person 2: I only like one giraffe
Person 1: which one
Person 2: Daniel Seavey
Person 1: who is that
Person2: *jaw drops* we are not friends anymore. BYE. *puts her hand in her face and walks off*
by Daniel James seavey October 22, 2019
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Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.
by KangarooShaver69ppbuttSquirt2 October 23, 2019
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Rule : no trimming
The only time it is allowed is if there is a design that was there on oct 31, but cannot shave design
Can shave if you could not shave on oct 31 but have to shave on nov 1 and go till dec 1
Rule : no trimming
The only time it is allowed is if there is a design that was there on oct 31, but cannot shave design
Can shave if you could not shave on oct 31 but have to shave on nov 1 and go till dec 1
by Toolman69 November 1, 2019
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I have no idea what’s been happening the last hour. I’ve been in power save mode since they couldn’t even get their presentation to load.
by DJKG November 6, 2019
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