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Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021
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Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on
Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting
by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020
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rubber mate

The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.
My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.
by Mammagurl February 15, 2017
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rubber band

When a males penis is hard and pushed back and different directions and bounces back to it's original position
You sprang your rubber band in my face !
by car23 February 22, 2015
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Rubber free zone

A whore or a female that can’t get pregnant anymore.
Jasons mom Gale is a rubber free zone. No rubbers needed in her bedroom.
by Suck it Jason May 23, 2021
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Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.
After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.
by Metelme18 September 16, 2010
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Rubber Hose Rampage

Rubber Hose Rampage is a 2024 boss rush game starring Mickey Mouse. The game was created in the wake of Steamboat Willie entering the public domain.

Upon release in early 2024, Rubber Hose Rampage was criticized for being a supposed Cuphead clone and being too difficult.

Those who criticized the game don't get what the game is going for. It's a shitpost game, and it works very well in that regard.

Once you acknowledge what Rubber Hose Rampage is all about, it's not only tolerable but downright fun to play, especially after a patch was made toning down the difficulty a little.

In the summer of 2024, a new boss was added where you fight Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, and upon defeating him, he becomes a player character, making the game even better.
Rubber Hose Rampage is NOT just a Cuphead clone.
by HildaSimp August 5, 2024
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