Limp Rag 

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.

Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"

Limp Rag by Jasonn Rexing November 3, 2009

Cummy Rag 

Usually a girl of loose morals, picked up at a bar or a party and taken back to your or your friends house. This is where a Cummy Rag differs from the usual street-whore; you have to work hard to convince her she is in a different town to where she really is AND fold her up into a fold-out couch whilst chanting CUMMY RAG! CUMMY RAG!

1. I really didn't want to see that one-night stand again, so I pulled the old Cummy Rag trick
2. When looking at new lounge furniture, always enquire about the Cummy Rag optional extras
3. Scott: "Bro, my girlfriend can't find out I cheated on her again"
Brent: "Let's just do the Cummy Rag and we'll be mint condish"

Cummy Rag by TGR Online May 17, 2010

fag rag 

A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.

The San Francisco Chronicle is a fag rag.

fag rag by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

dirt rag 

A tarty Lunch cutter, who insits on wearing the tinyest outfits to work which does no flattery on her massive rear-hind.

That Michelle is such a dirt rag.

dirt rag by fcuk_uu January 17, 2008

Jammy Rag 

Slang phrase for a sanitary towel

She better have some jammy rags, she's fair pissed off. Must be that time!

Jammy Rag by shorthair2 August 6, 2008

jammy rag 

This is when a woman is on or just about to start her menstrual cycle and therefore the male is less inclined to have intercourse with her.

Martin= Hey man u not goin t see steph tnite, we both no she wants it.

Ryan= Nahh mahn am not touchin that she has her jammy rag drippin the now. A aint touching that!

jammy rag by Martin emm July 28, 2009

cunt rag 

Cunt (vagina) rag (sanitary napkin, pad, tampon, used to absorb menstral flow)

"Sandra is a cunt rag"

cunt rag by Sammee May 1, 2006