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Prison Golf

When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
Way to get inside of Eric, serious prison golf shot right there.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
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JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT

The FILE SKUNK(CRAZY) PAPERS.
It is as horrible of the song NO KORE TEARS TO CRY as , the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT is the THINK TANK SKANK of very unpleasant discomforts that build more and more in intensity from the excretions and natural LIFE SAMPLES that the PEDOPHILE'S body put out PRISON somewhere
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021
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prison pucker

The reluctant acceptance of your prison daddy making you become the yard bitch
While out in the yard, DeAndrye knew it was prison pucker time when daddy told him to suck off the block
by BooBooBearGingerSnaps September 30, 2021
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Prison Fire

(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.
Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”

Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
by 7even 4our 1ne August 3, 2021
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Prison

School starts with the alarm in fucking 06:AM in the MORNING and a cold shower. Then you just go to school that is like-20 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE and when u finally arrive, you are already late!?

Yep, you should have been searching "School", cause School=Prison 😌
Like, such a prison.
by The_ali February 20, 2022
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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Prison rape

Sorry about person rape that was incorrect typing
Rape in prison
by 459395 March 3, 2022
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