Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009

Poon-tang

Look up bearded-oyster

I love the taste of poon-tang in the morning.

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

by Tim Black December 13, 2008

Poon Hawk

One who searches for poon as a hawk searches for prey.

person1: Is Bob still looking for someone to go home with?
person2: Yeah, he's such a poonhawk.

by -poonhawk December 19, 2004

Poon Waffle

a distorted wrinkled vagina

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffles.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Poon the Boon

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

by Domino August 18, 2004

poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber

by cjames May 11, 2006