Feeding the hairless pony 

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

Feeding the hairless pony by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

Magical Stony Pony 

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

Magical Stony Pony by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

One horse pony 

Joe Biden mounting a reporter.

Max get down on all fours, you are My one horse pony.

One horse pony by Grandy Q. December 23, 2020

One-horse pony 

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020

One-horse pony by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020

holy lonely pony eating macaroni 

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

holy lonely pony eating macaroni by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

Pony 

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

Pony by Yuppie November 4, 2004

feed the pony 

lesbian sex

Sally feeds the pony

feed the pony by Chopster December 14, 2002