Pants or shorts

A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.

Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?

Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.

by Feltronix March 30, 2009

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

ink in my pants

One can "ink in their pants" when they are very excited. It is interchangeable to "getting a boner" but "ink in my pants" can be used by both sexes.

I nearly inked my pants when I saw Dave Matthews at Red Rocks.

Watching that stripper do the splits at Shotgun Willie's made me ink in my pants.

by Shiho May 31, 2006

ship my pants

If you can't find what you are looking for in stores, you can find it online at kmart.com and ship it for free.

Ship my pants? Right here?

by Kmart.com April 26, 2013

Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009

Pee my pants

Urinating in your own pants.

Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005