pimpledick

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

Keep your pimp hand way strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Dave: Haley isn't keeping up with her payments/touching/homework, and she was all giving me this attitude.

Neil: So you should keep your pimp hand way strong! Keep that bitch in line. Slap that bitch up!

by P I M P DAVE December 14, 2008

Third Class Pimp

(noun)
1. A pimp in which the women he consorts with are less than desirable.
2. A man that has sex with ugly and/or fat girls on a regular basis.

see Third Class

Matt gets some every night, but he's a Third Class Pimp.

by Jack Dreesen April 28, 2004

Running pimp

A master of pimping with the ladies, who has a nice charm and is a really good runner which means that he has nice legs.

Wow, that Andrew is such a running pimp! Just look at those nice shaved legs!

by Wychov March 3, 2004

Pimp Daddy

The head and master Pimp, but now a days known as a guy who gets a-lot of girls.

Matt: "Hey the football star of my team mark griffith is a pimp daddy"
Francis: "yeah he gets mad girls"

by playaplays June 1, 2009

band pimp

the new guy in band who all the girls have a crush on. is the butt of many jokes but usually doesn't mind because they are the band pimp. recieves pimp juice at awards night.

liked by many swooning band girls:
the freshman trumpet player, the drummer who was the band pimp last year, the other trumpet player who was the band pimp the year before that, and that guy who plays flute.

by squeeky the clarinet duckie June 19, 2006

pimp-slap

truly a bitch-slap on steroids. Form in execution is a must to avoid personal injury. Start with feet shoulder width apart, rotate at the hips, and release with a firm back-hand technique. This is the way a true pimp keeps da ho's in line.

Bitch, get yo ass out on da corner, for I pimp-slap u!

by Pimpin\'daLuv June 26, 2003