Paladin

The paladin (aka. Loladin) is a playable caracter in the game World of Warcraft. Usually played by children around the age of twelve, socially retarded young or middle aged men or gay youngsters in extreme denial, the paladin offers these group a salvation through electronical deception. The paladin player is presented with abilities which renders him virtually unbeatable in almost any situation in the game. This in-game power gives the otherwise socially dysfunctional player a false feeling of importance and indivitually that they lack in real life.

Paladin, paladin, P4l4d1n.

by Smokeblender December 28, 2005

Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.

Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."

by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

paradope

being two or more things at the same time.

guy: she's so fly.
guy2: no man, she's freakin hot.
guy3: no, dude, she's just paradope.
guys: dudeeee.

by Kathryn. March 19, 2008

Paraddict

Someone who is extremely obsessed with Paramore. May be in love all members of the band. thinks about the band every second of the day and talks about them nonstop.

Cassi: Paramore is the best band ever, i love all their songs, and i wanna bang all of them.

Trista: You're such a Paraddict.

by casslovesmusic November 16, 2009

Paradork

A person who enjoys paradox's so much they find them in everything.

Keja: "More thing than a thing? But that's unpossible!"

Forrestkeys: "And the possible is not possible!"

Lil timmy: "so Keja's un- would really make the possible (which is really not possible) possible"

Keja: "Don't be such a Paradork."

by Lil Timmy08 January 23, 2010

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by Wood Hound December 1, 2013

Paladins

A free-to-play game developed and published by hi-rez studios. Some people think it's a Overwatch ripoff but it's not.

"Hey! Did you play free to play game called Paladins?"
"No, but I heard it's a ripoff of Overwatch"

by TGunix666 August 3, 2017