Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

Easy Bake Oven

An insult to call someone when they have an easy task but make it extremely complicated to the point where it’s not worth doing

Man, we were playing scrabble and they put endometriosis off of dome.

What an Easy Bake Oven

by BlueGoatKid February 22, 2019

Brick oven

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.

*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”

by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018

Easy Bake Oven

Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.

I was wrestling with Emmy and she Easy Bake Ovened me.

by TheJames333 July 12, 2018

oven

A deadly kitchen appliance that can severely damage fingers that get in the way while turning sausages. It is often documented that only "half of the oven" falls down and injures a finger during the sausage turning ceremony, however people have reported to have had a whole oven fall on their finger and sometimes even their brain stem.

(half of) the oven annihilated Azriel's finger

by oveninventor August 12, 2018

Oven

That thing your mom and Dad uses to make food hot. They told you to do it but you were too lazy.

Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"

by BellRose369 February 5, 2019

Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon

Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven

by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019