as soon as i walked in on Stacy and Jill and that 6 foot toedo, i knew there were ninjas on the roof! Phil would be pissed.
by freewilly23 January 19, 2009
by kitty1432 February 13, 2013
The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.
by PatTheChat June 08, 2019
After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.
Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?
I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!
I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!
by dkinirvine January 08, 2010
An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.
"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."
by Tumbleflop October 25, 2017
Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user
Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story
by raymonty January 15, 2012
Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.
by broom ninja November 02, 2015