Flute Ninja

A really awesome flute player.

Wow! You are such a flute ninja!

by kitty1432 February 13, 2013

Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 8, 2010

Ninja Eyes

The act in which one uses the "Ninja Eye" to stealthy check out a female.

Only the masters know how to use the Ninja Eyes.

by blackbeltinninjaeyeism October 14, 2009

Ninja Gifting

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.

by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 30, 2012

ninja mouse

A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.

Man! That chick slid out of my bed like a ninja mouse.

by BigPansy April 19, 2016

Ninja Whipped

a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.

b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.

A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)

B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"

by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010

Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013