hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)
Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.
by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018
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hard push

A form of birthing fetish where an individual is turned on by the thought of a girl expelling large objects from her vagina as if giving birth.
I found a bunch of hard push porn on my sister's phone last night. ಥ_ಥ
by BigDaddyGorilla July 25, 2016
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hard money

Any money in coin form, not paper. Most commonly refered to as “hard money” when people see loose change on the street. This occurrence prompts the people who saw the coins to drop what they’re doing, put their hands up, and say “hard monayy!” The origin of this action is unknown, but said to be good luck.
Person 1: Oh, so you work at a bank counting coins?
Person 2: Yeah, I handle a lot of hard money on a daily basis.
by Thefoxofflames October 08, 2017
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hard leftie

A leftist or liberal especially a one whose bitter about the 2016 Election. Many Softist Liberals left the country and renounced their citizenship.
I'm tired of the whining hard leftie losers!
by Type2GenomeManiac November 19, 2019
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Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.
Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.
by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011
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hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.
Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.
by Captain Calcium October 05, 2018
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Hard egg

by I need help. June 24, 2021
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