Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone

DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!

by djenki December 20, 2010

Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.

Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?

by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021

buffalo bone

v.
to have sexual intercourse with a female in such a way as to make use of all of her parts, analogous to how the Native Americans made use of all the parts of a buffalo after a kill.

"I buffalo boned that bitch."

by Burt Bannon April 12, 2005

Big boned

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."

Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.

by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006

bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

by ralph+ronda October 14, 2010