splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

Krabby Patty

When you put flavored water into a syringe and spray it on the ceiling, leaving a stain

When I was younger I did the krabby patty thing

by Dumbice October 25, 2020

pattie clams

The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days

Wow! She’s got Pattie clams!

by KamCarey July 12, 2021

Patty

A kind of disgusting, ugly creature, best known for being a freaking copycat. They are incredibly stupid, and aren't aware of that. People get terrified just by seeing their troll-like face.

Me: Patty is being a b**ch again...
Teacher: Oh, you poor thing. Now don't you worry, I will kill her and throw her to hell.

by Unicorn Avocado July 23, 2020

snatch patty

Kehoe

Kehoe is a snatch patty

by treyway bitch suck dick September 23, 2018

Krabby Patty

The act of grabbing both labia majora like a sandwich and striking the vagina & clitoris orally during cunnilingus.

That pussy was so fire I had to make a krabby patty.

by LeftSideDown August 9, 2018