by Gregg Stevens 45 October 23, 2019

Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022

while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009

Digger Dan is a definition of a cool privileged white man that mains omen that has the ability to seduce any male or female he sees.
by the tru buba June 14, 2023

by Dan Vera December 8, 2014

Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.
by Clout Monster October 29, 2018

by Awlupinthis July 24, 2017
