nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.

His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.

by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014

Nipple Hair

Hair on ur nipples lawl

Guy 1 : Aw man, I just grew some nipple hair.

Guy 2 : I'll clip it with my teeth if you want.

Guy 1 : No homo dou rite?
Guy 2 : Yea sure, whatever you want.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.

haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.

by king barley April 6, 2009

Jean nipple

The little piece of metal on the edge of pockets of jeans.

A thread from my shirt got caught on my jean nipple and unraveled it. fuck.

by Toxictoria June 10, 2011

Nipples of the North

A term coined by Cr1TiKaL while playing Fallout: New Vegas. It essentially means one of terrible accuracy, but with great nipples.

Cr1TiKaL: "I can't hit shit today. But, I hit this guy in the leg and he went flying. Just call me the Nipples of the North."

by Chinote June 8, 2013

Nipple haze

The area surrounding the nipple, also known as the areola.

"Her top was so low, that she was beginning to show some nipple haze."

by kyle1450 October 17, 2009

Nipple Shitter

A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.

A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.

Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.

Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.

by Mongacarta December 20, 2009