Natural Creases

What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.

Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.

by Supersmallpenisman December 17, 2021

Naturical

Having the characteristics of nature.

Wow man! That shirt is so naturical. Where'd you get it?

by Urban_Dictionary=👍 February 3, 2024

Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.

Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 25, 2024

All Natural

Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler

Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”

by Hairy All Natural January 7, 2019

Just let Nature run its Coors

I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.

Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

Nature center and chill

Go to nature center and smoke dope

Let's go to the nature center and chill

by Expert12345urbandic May 13, 2016

fake naturals

when a woman achieves a larger breast size by going on birth control; a riff on “big naturals”

ever since katie went on birth control she’s got the fake naturals

by researchpap June 5, 2024