myass

when something crawls up your ass

myass is bitten

by assdonkey420 September 29, 2020

MYASS

Acronym meaning MAN-YOU-ARE-SO-STUPID.

Jackass: "If you don't give a f**k, then why are you wasting my time yelling about it?"
You: "MYASS"

by Sakzor December 4, 2009

myass

What u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.

1. "What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
Response: My Ass

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

myass

my + ass. Just say my ass. Tow beautiful words.

Your sleepy myass!

by Jai December 12, 2003

Myassachusets

Noun; Massachusetts but "my ass". Used to describe state of Massachusetts in an unfavorable way.

Migirl: Hi,how have you been lately my lovely?

Juju: I just moved to Myassachusets and lost all money in a day!
Migirl: How did that happen?
Juju: There was a person that told me if he doesn't land same side twice in 3 coin flips, I would win a million dollars, and I lost!

Migirl: Myassachusets!

by ra tsa tsa July 12, 2021

myassive

short for my ass is massive

Myassis myassive.

by pseudonym_random November 7, 2021

myassa

she is my ass a and she is super ugly and dumb. no one likes her and no one cares about her. thats why her name is my ass a because her parents hate her. shes the least favorite child and she most likely got dumped in a grabage can.

my name is myassa
im so sorry for u

by notmyassa September 24, 2022