1. A British person who somehow manages to “mint” opportunities, jokes, or chaos out of absolutely nothing.
2. Someone who combines cheeky charm with questionable decision-making, leaving others both impressed and mildly concerned.
3. A term of endearment (or mild insult) for a Brit who’s both clever and a little reckless.
2. Someone who combines cheeky charm with questionable decision-making, leaving others both impressed and mildly concerned.
3. A term of endearment (or mild insult) for a Brit who’s both clever and a little reckless.
“Did you see Dave order a meat pie at 3 a.m. and land a free taxi ride home? What a Limey Minter.”
“He convinced the pub to play karaoke after closing—total Limey Minter move.”
“Don’t trust him with your last beer, mate. He’s a Limey Minter through and through.”
“He convinced the pub to play karaoke after closing—total Limey Minter move.”
“Don’t trust him with your last beer, mate. He’s a Limey Minter through and through.”
by Black_Snow79 August 18, 2025
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Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”
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A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.
by H4IZ August 24, 2025
Get the No Maintenance mug.The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
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by Branduski/T-Dot June 7, 2018
Get the Double snow filled mittens mug.Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
by Jules350 November 14, 2019
Get the High Message Maintenance mug.Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?
Grant: You’re low maintenance.
Flynn: What about my social media?
Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.
Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?
Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.
Flynn: I prefer well done.
Grant: I rest my case.
Grant: You’re low maintenance.
Flynn: What about my social media?
Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.
Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?
Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.
Flynn: I prefer well done.
Grant: I rest my case.
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