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Milf

Milf. Brads mum
by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018
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Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.
1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.
by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022
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Milf

1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.
ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"
by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025
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dunder milf

you are the only sense of reason in this group of dunder milfs
by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION March 31, 2019
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MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.
Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.
by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020
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MILF

person 1: hey look a frog!
person 2: MILF!!
by ndfndkjsnfskdjb April 1, 2025
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movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.
Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"
by Milfyway November 15, 2013
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