by Nwamp March 30, 2022
A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022
Mid Eum's are usually Koreans, so basically that means that they are either a kpop star or a kim chi cook. They might look all nice and sweet, but don't be fooled they have tendencies to rape and molest teenagers, be careful. They also have a great sense of style though so if youre having outfit troubles call a Mid Eum. Alot of mid Eum's are the same but there are some major differences, If you see one that is 6'4 and size 12 feet, they are most definately gay and probably wants to do some weird stuff with all the high school boys, if they arent either of those sizes dont worry they are probably more into little girls. To a Mid Eum the weirdest things make their penis hard, just by simply smelling kim chi, or just hearing DEAN's voice, can do it. If you meet one, your life could go 2 different ways, he could make your life 10 times better, or he could be an awful person and do weird things to you. So choose carefully
by NATHANIEL✋✋ March 08, 2017
by Takindumps11 April 14, 2022
A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.
Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!
Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)
Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?
Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.
Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!
Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)
Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)
Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?
Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.
Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!
Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)
by P3PIPER November 02, 2018
Gassed-up mid refers to someone who is around a 4-7 out of 10 in appearance and looks similar to many others, but has been convinced they are more attractive or of higher status than they actually are
by Gryphyn January 26, 2025
The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.
Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.
by bamfstatic January 11, 2011