no mates

"No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.

It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.

Person a: You have no mates cunt (rofl emoji)

Person b: Shut the fuck up cunt I'd bash ya

by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021

nah mate see ya

An exit interview strategy applied to employers who are mentally handicapped and require assistance understanding the basics of people management. While exiting a companies employ, you should employ the “Nah mate, see ya” as your exit interview strategy. A standard exit interview interaction would go along these lines:

Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door

I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”

by honneamise September 5, 2021

No int, mate

Short for ‘no interest’. Generally used to express a lack of interest in a proposition or to reject something. Used primarily by traders in investment banks or hedge funds in London.

Do you want to grab a pint after work?

No int, mate.

by London_trader October 1, 2021

Stall mate

Someone who has no clue where they are

That looks like a stall mate with its rainbow flag

by One Pecker Decker May 12, 2021

Mate

A very Aussie way of saying friends, However It can be used in any situation

Example #1
Darwin: G'day Mate how you doing?
Miles: Nothing much Mate

Example #2
Adelaide: MATE I WAS FUCK YOUR SHIT UP CUNT!!
Sydney: FUCK YOU! I'LL PULL OUT THE FUCKING KANGAROOS AND VEGEMITE IF I HAVE TO!

by BingPo May 13, 2021

atom-mates

Two peoples atoms that were together before their existence and those people are now together.

“Nic and Emily are atom-mates.”

by W1lson June 2, 2021

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024