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Mario Syndrome

When a person has to 1 UP any story you tell, no matter if it's something big, small, celebratory, or traumatic.
You know that girl, Sarah? I swear she has Mario syndrome. I can't tell her a single thing without her sharing her own experience.
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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mario

mario is a video game cheaarkitor made in 1991 to comperte againts the ather guy, sonik the pokeypine.
mario is fat. "me too, jim"
by "mario is fat" -me too jim November 15, 2020
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Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.
Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022
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Mario

Mario
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
love you Mario
by Shokja November 22, 2021
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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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A Super Mario

A Super Mario

this term is used to define:

1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.

2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
person a, to his friend (at a party): what a great party, I heard that the organizer of this event invited so many different people because he is a Super Mario

person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.

The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
by Sexydimma January 11, 2012
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Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored
by imma a tire September 8, 2025
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