Maria

Cool girl, beautiful, likes surf and volleyball, you probably meet her in a vacation in Africa, she likes germans

Maria likes germans

by jon winter November 21, 2021

Maria

a smart beautiful girl, who is kinda insecure about herself but most of the time finds herself pretty. She is very nice and almost everytime tells the truth, but she does'nt wanna hurt a person's feeling's so she keep's things to herself. She likes to imitate and make fun of people with her best friend. If someone agues with her she gives that person the silent treatment. Is always excited when talking about fighting, because she has some build anger from all the years she spent on earth.

Jack: I like Maria, I wish she could be my girl.

by youdon'tneedtkme October 12, 2023

Maria Diolitsis

A teacher

I have Maria Diolitsis all morning tomorrow

by TheRealRizzler June 3, 2024

Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

theona maria

That one bisexual friend. Obsessed with "H".Probably very private and reserved.

Vi la palas theona maria moment?

by Aolen May 20, 2022

Eva Maria

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023

maria

maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)

ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"

by StarMe March 17, 2023