by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
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by jon winter November 21, 2021
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Nostrils are full of snot after her trip to Uruguay.
Nostrils are full of snot after her trip to Uruguay.
rakisha: “did you hear that maria sucked on her large chode last friday?”
shokana: “i thought that was jamal’s… she has a habit of doing that “
shokana: “i thought that was jamal’s… she has a habit of doing that “
by trojancondoms March 21, 2022
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Get the Maria mug.The most beautiful human on earth. Lives in Mexico (Probably?) Beautiful smile and amazing personality. Don't lose her because she won't come back
by Bricematt4 November 22, 2021
Get the Maria/Mafar mug.Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
by juanovdem May 13, 2024
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by Demetrius35 September 7, 2022
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