Definition 1: The average Italian man, but obnoxiously patriotic about his country. He believes firmly In his country and is considered based and redpilled by many. He's also incredibly popular, and typically roams discord servers doing copious amounts of trolling.
Definition 2: A discord user who is Italian.
Definition 2: A discord user who is Italian.
Definition 1:
Person 1: Oh you're from Italy?
Person 2: Yes, and Italy is the greatest country in the world
Person 1: You're so Obnoxiously Italian!
Definition 2:
Obnoxiously Italian: I am Italian.
Person: Yes. We know.
Person 1: Oh you're from Italy?
Person 2: Yes, and Italy is the greatest country in the world
Person 1: You're so Obnoxiously Italian!
Definition 2:
Obnoxiously Italian: I am Italian.
Person: Yes. We know.
by TheManThatSpeaksTheTruth420 February 13, 2022
Get the Obnoxiously Italianmug. A sexual game in wich the the male and his partner take a dry pasta noodle and insert it into the urethra. The objective in this game is to see how far the partner can stick the dry noodle into the penis before it breaks or splinters off. The shorter the pasta noodle is protruding from the urethra when it breaks sets a new record. Getting the noodle all the way into the penis automatically breaks all records on this penis.
Person 1: yeah man i played a game of italian chicken with my gf last night.
Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch
Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch
by Yaboiminecraft123 May 11, 2018
Get the Italian chickenmug. When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021
Get the The Italian Jobmug. A White Italian is a person that looks more French or German than a typical Italian. They have blonde and red hair, green and blue eyes.
by Ella negra mujer. October 5, 2019
Get the White Italianmug. When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
Get the Italian surprisemug. Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.
Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014
Get the Italian Blendermug. by Hacked Account January 19, 2022
Get the Italian homiemug.