by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day
Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground
by OldDogg November 13, 2021

Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2
Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"
Student: "Proving something right?"
Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"
Student: "Proving something right?"
Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"
by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018

"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."
"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
by Adamant101 February 10, 2008

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it
person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one
Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures
Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
by bakeddeepfriedbeans January 23, 2024

WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT SCIENCE YET. Science is my love, science is my life. A world without science is a world without love. Math has nothing on science.
Science. Science. Science. Science. Science.
by CoinDude3.0 September 28, 2022
