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Internet

A place filled with porn and ads.

Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.

A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.

The pedophiles' gathering spot.

A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.

Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.

A place where famous people don't get good salaries.

A semi-successful distraction from television.

A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.

There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.

A place where sex is the main discussion.

Sex. SEX.
Guy 1: I went on the internet today!

Guy 2: ...Cool.

Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
by Daniel Day-Lewis January 13, 2009
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internet explorer

A great program that lets you download viruses.

It also serves as a program to download firefox which is way better than internet explorer.

internet explorer is just really bad.

see also shit.
Bob: w00t, I’m downloading 500+ viruses a minute on internet explorer!

Jeff: Lololllolololllololollolz0rz! Inronetz explo0dr is liek fukin', shit. lolololollolololo!!!!!!1!!1!11111!!11! XD
by Is this name used? August 6, 2006
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interface

A linkage between two things. A user interface is the system of controls with which the user controls a device. Two devices are said to be interfaced when their operations are linked electronically. An interface box is often required to convert signals from one form to another
Hi, this software can not work on your computer without loading ABC programme which will work as an interface
by ZIAULHAQ December 28, 2007
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interceptor

the interceptor is what happens when you pull out when your girlfriend is giving you head, you then proceed to catch your load, screem "intercepted" in a funny voice and slap your woman in the face saying "bitch".
"INTERCEPTED BITCH" hence the interceptor
by foreign (SA) guy November 3, 2008
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romantic interests

A person that you're not quite sure about, but it's definetly more than sex.

You get lost in your conversations, and the hours pass like minutes. You're more than willing to listen to them when they talk about their day. The chemistry between you is remarkable.

Whether you're going out with your friends or taking your dog for a walk, you want them there with you. And if they're not there, you can't get them off your mind and sneak off to give them a quick "I miss you" phone call. Of course, you don't tell your friends.

It's when they're the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and when they're the first thing you think of when you wake up...

its wanting that kiss to never end because its never felt so good

its the smile that you cant help getting on your face when you look at them...

But do you want to be tied down?
Mother: So, are you dating anyone?
Daughter: Well, I have a romantic interests....he's so great, i can't stop thinking about him...but I don't know if I want to have a "boyfriend"
by BeccaTheBoo September 22, 2008
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inderpal

Inderpal a name that defines mystery, silence & patience and at the same time friendship care & LOVE.

People of this name have a very unique attraction.

One of the best friends and lovers.. Infact Inderpal is like a synonym for love and friendship!
* Her lover is such a Inderpal.. that lucky biatch

* Mike is my Best Inderpal Forever
by ranjhalabbhdaheernu February 6, 2010
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interpretive dance

A cross between Twister and dry humping; often performed by stoned hippies to the sound of hand-drumming and/or didgeridoo.
"Check out those guys doing interpretive dance."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."
by Rock Deputy September 24, 2005
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