q

woman: hey babe, how was work?
man: q
woman: THATS IT, WE ARE DONE, I CAN NOT STAND YOU ANY MORE, IM TAKING THE KIDS AND THE DOG AND WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT, YOU CAN KEEP THE FUCKING HOUSE! GOODBYE!
man: q

by do black people pee June 6, 2022

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Get the qmug.

"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~

If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.

Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...

by WhenCanIGetLunch59 December 10, 2024

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Get the "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~mug.

Q

You

I couldn't be bothered to text q

by idkwhattosetmyusernameas January 29, 2021

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Get the Qmug.

Q-tip

Q-tip; the shape of a human being's soul, beginning from the abdomen up through the head; the Concept in thought was originated from the shape of a cotton swab, readily known as a Q-tip. From the abdomen up through the neck is the post of the cotton swab and the cotton portion resides in the head.

The man suddenly looked up at his wife and he can see her Q-tip. And then the night moved on...

by Shermy Herman September 22, 2022

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