Grass

Something you should touch.

Jerry: LET'S FUCKING GO I GOT A 15 KILL STREAK ON CS:GO!

Liam: Dude, go touch some fucking grass.

by Renewings November 11, 2021

Grass Doggy

Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023

Grass Gum

A thing that exists. You can buy it off Amazon at a 49% discount called "Easter Grass Bubblegum."

Matthew: I gave birth to "Grass Gum."

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2025

grass

the thing you don’t touch

kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR

by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.

by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009

Grass

Something you’ve never touched before

You need to touch grass

by KanyeEast88 March 24, 2022