Spicy Taint Musk

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.
She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
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check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?
"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"
by CondorGiftard January 18, 2012
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Hot as Satan's Taint

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.
The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.
by KurayamiShikaku February 09, 2010
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Toyota Taint Tickle

Punch-buggy style travel game involving the tickling of the area between the genitals and the chocolate starfish of your fellow passenger upon passing a Toyota motor vehicle.
We passed a Prius and I quickly gave her a Toyota Taint Tickle.
by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt February 28, 2009
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tickle my taint

An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.
Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.
by elcaminodave February 28, 2007
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nibbling my taint

The act of driving in one's blind spot for an extended period of time.
Yikes! I almost got in a wreck from that guy nibbling my taint.

Be careful passing, she's totally nibbling your taint.
by oxgirl January 29, 2010
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titty taint

The space where the breast that meets the chest. A titty's undercarriage.
God damn, I need to change my bra, my titty taints are all sweaty!
by ElitheBarrowBoy June 07, 2007
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