Florida

hot as hell

Gray: In Florida, what we call water is Bud Light

by turtleboifortnite February 15, 2022

Florida

Americas basement where all the weird shit happens

Florida man arrested for jumping on a horse and riding it out into a hospital while saying "I HAVE AIDS!!!"

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

florida formal

The weirdest and and most insane clothes you own.

Hey if you come to the party tonight, remember that the dress code is florida formal

by Ostrich king November 30, 2019

Edgewood Florida

Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀

person 1- “Edgewood Florida is actually so bad”
person 2- “Ikr! Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀”

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Bell Florida

A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.

That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.

by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020

The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)

The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial

by Olivetree September 6, 2013

Florida Phonebooth

When you fart in a shower stall with the hot water running. Executed properly, the combined smell and humidity should resemble a swamp that's located next to a Wal-Mart Distribution Center.

I ordered the Cuban Nachos from the food truck last night, and had an early meeting this morning, so a Florida Phonebooth was pretty much unavoidable.

by TanningCreamDealer June 16, 2017