bud horne

A very influential person who is obsessed with spoonerisms and puro pinches.

Cherry Mistmas, puro pinche Bud Horne!

by Mrs. Horne December 20, 2020

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Horns

Horns refers to a group of alpha males, commonly used amongst friends to address the room

calling a room or group of people horns, means your'e calling them all your mates/alpha males. For example "hey horns"

by Angus Hamilton June 8, 2023

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

Butt-horn

A musical instrument commonly known as a toilet but when farting makes a beautiful sound of varying notes

“Damn Wayne you really know how to play the butt-horn don’t you?!”

by Limo-Rob October 25, 2023

Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025