Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 09, 2014

hookering

the act of being a hooker

Hookering is the oldest profession in the books.

by bigagr January 10, 2012

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 12, 2012

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean September 01, 2023

Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"

by death choke enthusiast January 20, 2016

Hooker Sugar

Hooker sugar is a nickname given to cocaine

Alright mate, wanna Chuck to £50 for some hooker sugar

by Fanny wetter June 01, 2021

Emotional Hooker

Someone who is always there for someone else in their time of emotional need but after they make someone else feel good they are thrown to the side and forgotten.

I feel like an emotional hooker the way my ex just kept me to make her feel better and then left me whenever I needed the same support .

by Juan 🦋☄️^~^🦋☄️ April 20, 2020