dumpster hooker

A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.

I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.

by Natef Warrior January 27, 2021

Hookers Neck

Painful condition caused from repeated back-and-forth head movements.

I had three clients today and sucked so much dick I’m really suffering from hookers neck.

by LAKruger October 14, 2021

The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.

I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today

by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025

hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.

She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.

by giant killer robot May 10, 2019

hooker mint

Slang term for menthol cigarettes.

The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.

I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.

by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013