grip

a lot of; SoCals way of copying hella

what the fucks a grip, thats hella gay.

by Raf October 28, 2003

grip

A long period of time

Yo i havent seen that bitch in a grip

by david gentile May 21, 2007

Grip

Etymology derives from Chinese for "lie". Prone to inventing things.

I bought a villa for $35,000 last month, sold it today for $100,000

Don't be a Grip

by EVEREF2 October 25, 2009

Mic Grippa

Mic Grippa is tha sickest rapper alive. He makes his own beats and writes his own lyrics. He's South Carolinas illest rapper. When i grow up i wanna be just like Mic Grippa.

"I bleed hip-hop, somebody hand me a tampon"

by mic grippa March 7, 2005

Grimp

The by-product of a fat chicks tampon and a half-a-retards drain babies. Usually has a lumpy horse face and a crooked mouth.

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, did you just see that?
Dude 2: Yeah. It just crawled out of the deck drain.
Dude 1: I think it was a grimp.
Dude 2: That's disgusting. Look at its face, it's all crooked.

by JayDub_024 October 16, 2011

stinky kung fu grip

When a guy reaches into a girls ass and grabs his own dick to make her pussy tighter...

Phillip worked all night to wedge his hand, bit by bit, into his girlfriends asshole and finally got a "stinky kung fu grip" on his own dick. shortly after he shot his load all in her ass.....

by isosevodes April 10, 2009

Grimple

A pimple on ones grundle, which can be quite painful.

Bob: Gordo why are you limping?
Gordo: I have this annoying pimple between my balls and my ass.
Bob: on your grundle you mean?
Gordo: yeah man
Bob: THAT my friend is what they call a grimple

by Mr grimps May 29, 2013