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Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.
Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."
by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010
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Brokeback Gorilla

Your when describing a buff black man that's straight but acts gay so often that you're not sure if they are gay.
Random black guy grabs your ass in the hallway.
Grabee goes into class and says: nigga i just got my ass grabbed by that Brokeback Gorilla dating those three girls at the same time.
by Macadocious12344 August 3, 2011
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The Gorilla Walk

When a man gets a boner in public, he is forced to execute the gorilla walk. He crosses his legs and he leans forward to conceal his bulging problem. He will find the nearest exit or restroom to "release his stress" or wait for his problem to soften up.
Johnny: I was watching some guy twerk and i had to do the gorilla walk so no one would notice that i got hard
by sodacanplus April 26, 2014
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fat gorilla dick

thething i crave
ay man what turns you on? fat gorilla dick. What?
by mixitel August 15, 2021
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gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.
Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"
by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007
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Gorillafied

The name given to someone who has turned from a little fat child into a huge douchebagish gorilla. He thinks he's hard but cannot do anything because he's an uncoordinated seedy gorilla.
oh thats adam penno, he's been gorillafied
by Davey Bugatti1 August 26, 2011
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gorillaz fan

the gayest being on the planet
"yo u see that kid over there? i heard they a gorillaz fan"
by laika867 November 5, 2021
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