Hop on Google Slides

A term used by obese fat little children who want to do some sort of school project, but procrastinated to the last minute. The little kids usually forget that they exist and usually hop on google slides. They show some sort of Schizophrenia symptoms, and tend to have rough gay sex with their monitors.

William: "Hey Tarquinius, want to hop on google slides?"
Tarquinius: "Yeah sure, give me a minute."
William: "Wait - I forgot to tell you, I don't exist. Don't take your meds."

by Ulty May 3, 2022

Things you should never google

Things that most people Google anyway, or find comment that explains all these things and you realize why you shouldn't Google them or Google them and stay scared for life

Video: these are things you should never google
Me: Google it anyway
Me 10 minutes later: I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT

by Legend 18 12 October 21, 2023

Google Impaired

Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.

I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.

by Justin H. September 5, 2005

giggle stick

the act of rolling out a hash patty to shape like a blunt wrap then rolling preferribly piff weed in it if u can not get piff then anyweed will do but yea once smoke u are guaranteed fubar!!!!

kid i smoked that giggle stick last night i was fucked up beyond all recognition

by dahimself2389 January 16, 2011

giggle

HOW TO MAKE A GIGGLE

-2 cups of Laughter
-1/2 cup of shrieking
-1 tsp of yelling

-3 cups of awkwardness
-2/2 cups of stupidity

Idiot #1: "Hey, why did the chicken cross the road"
Idiot #2: "To get to the nightclub"
Idiot #1: *giggle giggle*
Idiot #2: um-

by Ethan Dolans fiancé June 22, 2018

GOOGLE IT

A meaningless phrase used to insult an opponent in backyard games “Cornhole, Polish horseshoes, etc”

During a game of polish horseshoes I scored 3 points. I then shouted “GOOGLE IT”

by Tew July 24, 2018

brontosaurus goggles

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

by shaunny80 May 9, 2006