no glue no borax

when something is impossible

how to stay a teenage girl forever, no glue no borax

by bbygurl6000 February 6, 2024

gut glue

A calorie dense, starch-rich food such as Oat Meal, or Cream of wheat.

I just had some gut glue for breakfast

by LimaBean2029 April 30, 2024

cock glue

semen

She wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I filled her mouth with cock glue.

by iL0VEbeer May 30, 2024

Moon Glue

Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.

“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”

by The infamous defecator July 1, 2024

Fun Glue

When liquid semen dries and takes on adhesive qualities.

“The cum rag was fun glued to the bedsheets after being left to dry”

by DickChz February 9, 2026

Glitter Glue

Glittery glue that you can eat and/or craft with

Me: god i fucking love glitter glue
Bestie: yeah, it’s so fun!
Me: and tasty
Bestie: fym tasty-

by UR_L0CALS1MP February 17, 2026

couch glue

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.

I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.

by 133764M3R March 27, 2025