Globaglorp

In the context of Globaglorp Simulator, a "Globaglorp" refers to a gelatinous, translucent alien creature that players are tasked with keeping alive. The Globaglorp requires regular feeding with "glob food" to prevent it from shrinking and ultimately dying.

"That Globaglorp is ugly"

by OrinKinsella May 30, 2025

Globespan

A Globespan is someone who has slept with many people usually in questionable places. They can be referred too as a Slut

Lewis, you are such a Globespan

by CJ44556677 July 5, 2025

Global warming

The worst thing that has ever happened to humanity except a bunch of idiots think it’s fake and they try to stop people from attempting to stop the thing that will make the world burn and kill us all

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: Global warming sucks

Idiot oil drill operators: it’s fake you idiot

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: ur the idiot it’s been scientifically proven that it’s real and ur just refusing to believe it because you are the problem

by 40k lored November 6, 2025

Globetard Chatter

When people who believe in the Globe lie chat, they often have nothing but Globetard Chatter.

Look at all this useless Globetard Chatter here.

by toon buttery November 10, 2025

Glob World

An out of bounds area in video games. I.e. Skyrim's Whiterun

"This is it boys, we've entered Glob World."

by Zebraiscool12 November 30, 2025

Globetart

Globetart means when someone is sensitive of being shown Flat Earth Facts they feel belittled even though they mock the truth and do not like a taste of their own medicine.

Hey Globetart, the surface of large bodies of water don't curve, they settle level, flat!

by toon buttery December 1, 2025

Golden Globe Award

The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.

She gave me a golden globe award. I had piss running down my balls but it felt great

by gomer21280 December 22, 2009