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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”
“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time
by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025
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Gary Juled

Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world
We just got Gary Juled, play mad world. Ffs
by Mr Fod October 22, 2022
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Gary

Has a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth brain and can be autistic sometimes
"Gary is a smooth brian"
by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025
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Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.
"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.
by The Potster May 5, 2018
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Gary Bollans

A reference to the male reproductive organs, testicles or eggs.
She was so angry with him for having a bad game that she kicked him right in the Gary Bollans
by Supersimo0 August 10, 2006
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Happy Gary

Happy Gary is this little fellow right here - ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ. He is called this because his name is Gary and he is very happy. Happy Gary lives to be worshipped. We are all lesser beings when faced with the magnificent beauty that is Happy Gary.
Person 1 - hello, do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
Person 2 - oh god, is it Jesus?
Person 1 - no, not someone as fictitious as him. I am, of course, referring to the lord himself Happy Gary. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
by PugISuppose November 23, 2021
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