Jerk from memory

To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.

Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!

by haz-devil July 20, 2010

blast from the ass

A monstrous fart

Jimmie let a blast from the ass.

by Keithberns March 8, 2017

Jared from subway

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

Black nig from Wii sports

Black nigga from Wii sports that claps your ass in any game no matter how good you are.

Damn, that black nig from Wii sports keeps on clapping my ass.

by Nig.narg November 28, 2018

I love atsushi from the hit anime bungo stray dogs

I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI

I LOVE ATSUSHI FROM THE HIT ANIME BUNGO STRAY DOGS!1!1!1;

by Astriel September 15, 2023

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

Plan Nine from Outer Space

The worst movie ever made. It's lack of good dialogue, props, and storyline make it so bad, it's good. It is one of the most entertaining pieces of cinematic stupidity ever made. There is an entire episode of Seinfeld about it.

That movie is funny, but it could never compare to Plan Nine from Outer Space.

by ambercutie654 September 19, 2005